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Why the GOP Candidates Have Become Walking Punchlines

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The GOP has become so inept and foolish that they are now fighting over who can be the biggest freak in the Tea Party Circus.

Whaaah! Donald cries foul – May not host debate after all

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Donald is like a sad, disappointed young boy at his 5th birthday party, with only two Republican candidates planning to attend the debate he’s hosting. Only Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum have agreed to come, and Donald says he will “have to look into” whether or not he would host a two-candidate debate. Trump told Fox Business Network that he’s most upset about Michele Bachmann bailing out on him. He had thought better of her.

“It’s My Party and I’ll Cry If I Want To” – Donald Trump reacts to GOP Debate rejections

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And then their were two!  Just 2 GOP candidates, Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum,  will be involved in the much hyped Donald Trump moderated NEWSMAX debate.  This really has to be a major embarrassment for “The Donald” after all, he got turned down by some intellectual titans like Michelle Bachmann and Rick Perry, let alone being publicly and thoroughly dissed by Ron “Uncle Cracker” Paul and Jon “I’m really a liberal” Huntsman.  But I feel I have to Thank Donald Trump for one thing…. he has once again showed America, if not the world, that we don’t want any of these GOP clowns to be President and lead the greatest nation on earth.  Donald tries to save face in an interview with CNN’s Wolf Blitzer.

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It’s My Party and I’ll Cry If I want To by Leslie Gore

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Let The Cannibalism Begin! GOP Evangelicals eviscerate Newt Gingrich as ‘The Kim Kardasian of The GOP’

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We knew it would happen…. it was just a matter of time. You see, there are strong factions within the Republican Party, and sooner or later, in this hotly contested primary season, they would eventually begin to argue, fuss, and fight…. The GOP is  certainly  not united, and as they turn on each other for political gain, they will ultimately destroy one another…. and that’s the good news. Yes… Newt will ultimately and convincingly suffer a similar fate as Rick Perry and Herman Cain, but at the hands of their own party faithful and the Lunatic Fringe of the GOP.

David Badash at The New Civil Rights Movement writes:

A Right Wing extremist and pundit named Molotov Mitchell has just released a video — that’s gone viral quickly — which attacks GOP front-​runner Newt Gingrich and labels the thrice married serial adulterer as the “Kim Kardashian of the GOP.” Ouch.

Tommy Christopher at Mediaite notes:

“The video is pegged to Gingrich’s three marriages, and his refusal to sign The Family Leader‘s controversial “Marriage Vow,” but the punchline is the disturbing sight of Newt Gingrich’s head on Kim Kardashian‘s body. There’s no way to un-​see that.

“The video is three minutes of blistering anti-​Newt, set to a thinly-​disguised rip-​off of Gary Glitter‘sRock & Roll, Part 2, and consists mostly of below-​the-​belt attacks on Gingrich’s personal life.”

Che ck Out the Video!

(Press Release) A Sioux City pastor, prominent in the defeat of three Iowa Supreme Court justices last year for their same-​sex marriage ruling, announced today that a hip-​hop video calling Newt Gingrich “the GOP’s Kim Kardashian for his many infidelities on marriage — gay, straight and his own” would be delivered, via text messaging starting today at 10 am, to every registered Republican or non-​aligned Iowa voter with a cell phone on record.

The rhythmic, satirical 3-​minute video rips Gingrich for his three marriages, two to former mistresses, one of which was his subordinate in the U.S. House and 23 years his junior: current wife and would-​be First Lady, Callista Gingrich. It also blasts the former House Speaker for dodging the Iowa Family Leader’s Marriage Vow — a sweeping political pledge document that addresses adultery and fidelity, gay unions and health issues, fatherless children, U.S. monogamy and Islamist polygamy — which has been signed by three 2012 Presidential hopefuls: U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-​MN), Texas Governor Rick Perry, and former U.S. Senator Rick Santorum (R-​PA).

The video’s star is Molotov Mitchell, whom the Rev. Cary K. Gordon, President of PeaceMakers Institute and pastor of Sioux City’s Cornerstone Church, calls “the guerilla warrior of Judeo-​Christian political commentary.” Mitchell is an edgy independent filmmaker whose Illuminati Pictures delivers something akin to an animated political cartoon weekly at WorldNetDaily, one of the nation’s most trafficked conservative websites. Gordon also announced today that 832,897 text messages went out to Iowans last week bearing a link to his own video endorsement of a proposed GOP ticket, less than a month from the Iowa Republican Presidential Caucuses on January 3.

In that video, Gordon called for a marriage of sorts, urging Iowans to rally for a merger between the Santorum and Bachmann campaigns. Gordon wants Santorum to name Bachmann as his running mate now, for the event Iowans launch him to the GOPnomination, in exchange for Bachmann’s merger of her campaign with his. “Michele and the two Ricks — Santorum and Perry — have each been polling in single digits for one reason: They’re dividing conservative Iowa voters who delivered Mike Huckabee his upset victory here in 2008. If Santorum and Bachmann can make a deal now for a ticket — many Iowa conservatives don’t care who’s on top — and especially if Rick Perry would be willing to somehow join such a unity effort, we could easily have a January 3 ‘Rickaboom and Bachaboom’ just as loud as the ‘Huckaboom’ of 2008,” Gordon said.

Santorum and Bachmann, Gordon says, have both pledged to reinstate the military’s longstanding “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy against open homosexuality, reversed earlier this year by President Obama. “Rick and Michele would make a great GOP match, and would defend Judeo-​Christian monogamy, while I think it’s quite clear Gingrich simply cannot be trusted with the institution of marriage in any sense,” Gordon said. “I think the 2010 Esquire interview with Newt’s second ex-​wife and former mistress was very troubling,” he said.

Big Pimpin’ – Donald Trump Pimps Newt Gingrich, Santorum for Newsmax GOP Debate

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Donald Trump has Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum on lock for his amazing (or spectacular or incredible or fantastic or …) 2011 Newsmax GOP Presidential Debate. This does little to nothing for the Republican Party, but it sure as hell helps Trump sell his new book. Ron Paul and Jon Huntsman gave Trump the finger, Romney took a couple days and politely declined, Rick Perry and Michele Bachmann are still pondering the decision.

OK Who’s Next? The GOP struggles to find a potential candidate…. without baggage

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With the implosion of Herman Cain‘s campaign amid accusations of adultery and sexual harassment, the once-crowded 2012 Republican presidential field appears to be narrowing to a two-man race between Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich.

Michelle Bachmann: “I’m not a politician, I’m a real person!” ….at least she got the “real” part right… REAL CRAZY!

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Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann speaks to Erica Hill about the critical campaign in Iowa, and her new website, nosurprises2012.com, which highlights the differences between the candidates.